Committee: A Group Of Unfit, Appointed By Unwilling, To Do The Unnecessary

Sign on a church bulletin board in Benton, Wisc., "For God so loved the world that He didn't send a committee."
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As a rule, best things are done by a committee of one.
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A committee keeps minutes and wastes hours.
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There are more than 200,000 useless words in the English language , and at some committee meetings you hear all of them.
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If Moses had been a committee, the Israelites would still be in Egypt.
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Politicians want to know how the Lord can run the world without appointing committees.
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A committee usually consists of three persons, each of whom thinks the others talk a lot of nonsense.
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Our Congress is continually appointing "fact-finding" committees when what they really need are some "fact-facing" committees.
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If a bomb wiped out the entire population except for two politicians, they'd form a committee.
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It's hard to say exactly what a Congressional Committee does, but if your wife did it, you'd call it nagging.
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Another nice thing about being quiet and dumb is that you won't be picked to head a committee.
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