Destination Fascination Highlight Of Key West's Fantasy Parade Oct. 19-28

With the Mayan calendar counting down to the presumed end of the world, revelers will be partying like there's no tomorrow.

Where else but Key West? The Captain Morgan Fantasy Fest Parade is set for the night of the 27th. This lavish procession goes to the nth degree (higher than a jarred Mason).

One of their flock (flack?) PR types (Andy Newman, click away with your camera) has come up with an stuttering name -- A-Conch-Alypse -- in a salute to an ancient apocalypse prophecy. (Lispers had better whisper to get in!)

Like to join the blaring, daring, who-cares-what-you-re-wearing exposure? Divide and Conk her...