Do You Jiggle When You Giggle...Here's What To Do When You Run Out Of Words

A girl went to a hospital and asked to see the Uptern. "You mean the Intern, don't you?," the nurse asked.

"Yes, I guess so, I want a contamination."

"You mean an examination, don't you?" the nurse quietly corrected her. "I want to go to the Fraternity Ward," the girl said.

"I'm sure you mean the Maternity Ward, my dear," said the nurse. To which the girl vigorously retorted, "Uptern, intern, contamination, examination, fraternity, maternity, what the heck is the difference?

She added, "All I know is that I haven't demonstrated for three months and I think I'm stagnant."