The Art Of Making Excuses For Being Sick And Can't Get There For Work Today

If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed. --Mark Twain

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.-G. Gordon Liddy.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.--Will Rogers.

The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.--Ronald Reagan.

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.--John Adams.

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!--P.J. O'Rourke.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.--Winston Churchill.

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.-- Aesop.

FIVE BEST SENTENCES EVER DEVISED.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for...another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

When half the people get the idea that they do not have to work, because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work, because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of he end for any nation!