We Have Colleges That Teach Students What They Think They Already Know

A country boy was afraid to go to college because he was told he would be compelled to matriculate.
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Parents of college students get poorer by degrees.
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In college football, the real triple threat is one who can run, kick, and pass all his exams!
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The young man who is able to work his way through college has a pretty good shot at working his way through life.
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A college is truly a fountain of knowledge, and a great many go there to drink.
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Colleges are trying to find out what their graduates do after graduation. Employers are trying too.
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Most college campuses are getting so crowded, that if a student wants to be alone, he has to go to class.
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It seems a bit odd for a college to give a man with a wife and three kids a Bachelor's Degree.
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Many colleges have two serious problems: too many dropouts and too few kickouts.
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Attending college has become so expensive, even the football players are writing home for money.
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