You Can Be A Happy Holy Roller When You Sample Some Of Our Holy Humor Jokes

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognized Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Christians do not recognize each other at the liquor store.
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A Sunday School teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?

A little girl at the back of the room said, "I think I'd throw up."
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A Sunday School teacher asked, "Johnny,do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?

"No, replied Johnny, "How could he, with just two worms?"
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Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his grandmother's house.
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he began eating right away.

"Johnny, please wait until we all say our prayer," said his mother.

"I don't need to," said Johhny.

His mother reminded him that we always pray before eating at our house.

"That's at our house," said Johnny. "But this is Grandma's house and SHE knows how to cook."