Don't Be A Weeping Wilhemina -- Just Because You Have Strong Yellow Onions

YOU CAN STOP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER,  TOOTS.
I found our how to make the everyday tear-jerker onion sweeter.

Hearken: Slice the regular onion and soak it in cold water for 30 minutes, along with 1 teaspoon of that old familiar (but becoming popular anew) distilled white vinegar.

The pungent acid will dissipate in the water, and the onion will become milder and sweeter, full of aromatic splendor.