Lovers Of Words Are Peculiar Birds -- They Can Tune A Piano But Can't Tuna Fish

    • A dentist married a manicurist and they fought tooth and nail.
        • The batteries were given out -- free of charge.
        • A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.
        • When fish are in schools they can take debate.
        • When the smog lifts in Los Angeles...U.C.L.A.
        • A will is a dead giveaway.
        • With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
        • A boiled egg is hard to beat.
        • A bicycle can't stand alone. It is two-tired.
        • When a clock is hungry...it goes back four seconds.
        • The fellow who fell into an upholstery machine...was fully recovered.
        • Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
        • Acupuncture -- a jab well done.