Peer In The Morrow To See What Trod Those Long Roads That Weren't Even Paved

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"

"Yes, I'm afraid so," said the doctor.

There was a moment of silence before she said, "I'm wondering, then,just how serious my condition is because the prescription is marked, "NO REFILLS!"

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The older we get,the fewer things seems worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me! I want people to know WHY I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. (I flopped.)  

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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your's worse when you forgot to pull it down... 

Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The old guy says to the young one, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says,"What a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too." 

He added, "I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her...what does she look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes,is buxom...wearing no bra, is long-legged and she's wearing short shorts. What does YOUR wife look like?"

To which the old guy said, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for YOURS!"