Blimey! Wanta Squirt Of Limey? It Couldn't Hurt To Take A Spurt Of Uncut Fruit

IF LIFE HANDS YOU A LEMON, roll the lemon on a counter to break up the membranes and loosen the juices.

Puncture the peel with a toothpick (lemon or lime) and squeeze the amount that pleases. Drink up and put of piece of masking tape over the hole or cover the fruit with a plastic wrap and put it in a resealable bag.

DRY HANDS? TOO MUCH RASP TO GRASP YOUR LOVED ONE?

Puncture a Vitamin E capsule and squish out the oil and put a generous amount on your hands, turning them over and over.

Do it twice a day until the cracks heal.

KEEP YOUR FLOUR IN THE FLOWER OF YOUTH...

Once the bag is open, sail thee hence away from stale tasting stuff
by putting the flour in airtight containers and keep in a cool place.

Put it in the freezer if you want your flour to be super fresh and bug-free.