Latinos Put Quarters On Top Of Birthday Cakes To Flatten Oldsters

 What do  you like to be called now that we're scene-yours?

WHOOPIES: (WELL-HEELED OLDER PEOPLE)

Opals: (Older Persons with Active Lifestyles)

 
GRUMPIES: (GROWN-UP MATURE PEOPLE)

 
Oompas: (Old or Mature Persons With Affluence and Status)

 
SAGES: (SENIOR ADULTS GROWING IN EXCELLENCE AND SPIRITUALITY)

 
Goldies: (Great Old Love-Directed Individuals with Energy and Sagacity) 

 
MARCERS: (MATURE ADULTS RESPONDING WITH CARE, EXPERIENCE AND RESOURCES)


What we don't like to be called (what we are not): old fogeys, codgers, crones, O.P.s, dodderers in our dotage, retirees, oldsters and has-beens. (Better to be a has-been than a never-was). We are still on our way to be about-to-be's.