Solomon Short And Lazarus Long Quotations For 'The Official Rules'

Half of of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

Malpractice makes imperfect.

Everything put together eventually falls apart.

Hell hath no fury like a pacifist.

There is no such thing as free love. Half-fast maybe.

The human race never solves any of its problems -- it only outlives them.

Neurosis is a communicable disease.

Learn to be sincere. Even if you have to fake it.

The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.

Understanding the laws of nature does not mean we are free from obeying them.

Skole's Rule of Antique Dealers: Never simply say, "Sorry, we don't have what you are looking for." Always say, "Too bad, I just sold one the other day."

Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of impossible cases.