The Duchess Of Cambridge -- Queen-To-Be --Christened A Gigantic New Cruise Ship Named The Royal Princess

 A glowing Kate Midddleton on Thursday christened a gigantic new cruise ship -- The Royal Princess demonstrating that two movable objects can come together with a royal wash of a $1500, 4 gallon of Moet and Chandon champagne.
 
One departure from the usual fling-swing gave court notice that it was so heavy Kate couldn't swing it, but that he cut a ribbon that launched the bottle tor the hull, where it smashed as crowds cheered.
The Duchess Of Cambridge -- Queen-To-Be --Christened A Gigantic New Cruise Ship Named The Royal Princess